Married Name: Fletcher
Fletcher is the anglicized version of Mac-An-Leister ( man of the arrow ).
The Mac-An-Leisters owned a castle or castle type object called Achallader til that theif BLACK DUNCAN stole it right out from under our noses.
Maiden Name: Sowell
I’m so Texas it hurts. My relative, who looks just like my evil grandpa, Andrew Jackson Sowell is probably the only man who lived to see a monument erected in his memory. He escaped the massacre at the Alamo and left such a short time before the fall that his name was engraved on monument decided to the memory of all of those who died there.
Other family names: Heiskill
Heiskill is a German name ( Heiskell ). Originally spelled Heuschkel. Benjamin Heuschkel signed an oath of allegiance to the Pennsylvania government. His descendants, therefore, qualify for membership in the Daughters/Sons of the Revolution ( See Mom, youre a daughter of the revolution!! )
It’s kind of late in the game but I thought life would have turned out way cooler than this.
I’m so allergic to Los Angeles, it’s ridiculous.
This email is intended to notifying you of an error with your April 15, 2011 paycheck. Due to this oversight, refunds will be provided to you in your April 29, 2011 paycheck.
Your Human Resource Team
-What this email neglects to tell you is that they withheld MOST of my paycheck…
I’m so not doing any work today.
Totally thought I was diseased and went to the doctor and he was like “no silly you just had an allergic reaction”.
Feel 100 times better even though my feet look hideous and fuck you internet for making me think I was dying.
50 dollars on a pair of socks, I’m such a rebel.